December 2011
His major and minor...
Sarge: ...Not everyone made the cut. The course work was quite challenging!
Simmons: Course work? For drill sargeants?
Sarge: Yup! I majored in SCREAMING!!! And I minored in HOO-RAH!!!
Please read: Due to a high amount of unused...
thecalvinballfield:
renelymescudi:
Not this again.
guys, look at the source!
this is real. look at the SOURCE!
ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu
DAMMIT, STAFF.
damn…the fucking source
Ah mahh gahh! I HAYT DIS
um
I can change the source to anything if I want to
see
look
I just changed it from “staff.tumblr.com” to “fuckyeahchristopherwalken.tumblr.com”.
srsly.
Please read: Due to a high amount of unused...
renelymescudi:
Not this again.
guys, look at the source!
this is real. look at the SOURCE!
ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu
DAMMIT, STAFF.
damn…the fucking source
Ah mahh gahh! I HAYT DIS
when my PARENTS wakes me up early for no reason..
youdopeimcocaine:
so when they try to take a nap …IM ALL LIKE
When you find out one of your friends like Red vs...
ask-dexter-grif:
isntthiswonderful:
[[Yup]]
tasogarexnoxkagi asked: I love everything your blog chooses to be. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:❀･ﾟ`､｡･:*:･ﾟ❀`★.･ﾟ
THE IMMACULATE SARGEANT JOHNSON
Talking about Sgt. Johnson
Church: He moves like a whisper!...that you only say to the wind at midnight!
Simmons: ...Why would you do that...that...doesn't make any sense...
Church: He's as cunning as a fox...taking a...pottery class...at an Ivy League university...that accepts foxes!!
Simmons: Wow...you're not very good with analogies, are you?
My American History said people who swear aren't...
ask-dexter-grif:
blackjackoutcast:
[[Dear sir, I do believe that that is a load of bullshit.]]
November 2011
est et non: "NOBODY CARES THAT YOU'RE A GIRL... →
prochoiceorfuckoff:
Okay.
I realise that there is probably a tiny percentage of girl gamers that like to point out that “omg I’m a girl and I play video games look!”, but I’ve never met a girl like that. Every girl I’ve met that plays video games is just like every other gamer.
And while a…
2 tags
30 Day Cosplay Challenge
Day 2 - How many costumes have you done?
Uhm, technically speaking… uhm. XD I don’t know how to sew, but I did dye the jacket and spray paint the boots and bracelets for Aeris. And the sleeves for Kagura.
So… I either pay for my outfits or my mom mostly sews them for me. *dies of embarrassment*
Me: I'm bored.
Homework: You could do me and be productive.
Friends: You could hang out with us and be social.
Family: You could spend quality time with us.
The Internet: Come to me, my child
-spends next 15 hours on the Internet-
Roses are red, the TARDIS is blue, if you were a...
Robot Chicken's got it
Moses: God has blessed me with ten irrefutable commandments for living!
Random guy: Is there anything on there about not pushing your religion on other people?
Moses: No
Random guy: Didn't think so
