Things that need to be more affordable:
-whole, natural foods
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
You are a genius.
Greatest artist to live
Prompt: AU - Sasuke as a civilian and Sakura as the same ninja we know
“Read more!” And send more prompts, please! That is all.
When they were five he asked why her hair was pink. It was weird, he said. When they were five she asked why his hair looked like a chicken’s butt. It was weird, she said. Things continued like that for while—“Why are you here?” “Why are you here?” “I asked you first.” “So?”—two children going back and forth, asking innocent questions. But when he asked her why her forehead was so large, she beat him up instead. He cried. She cried.
And that’s how Sasuke Uchiha met Sakura Haruno.
When they were seven Sasuke woke up in the hospital after he lost his family to a group of rogue ninja. He was the only one who survived, they told him, and he decided then and there that he hated ninja. When they were seven Sakura brought flowers to the hospital when she visited him, but he didn’t want them. She went to school at the ninja academy; she was going to be a kunoichi. But when she sat next to him on his bed and took his hand, promising to always protect him, Sasuke changed his mind.
Maybe he didn’t hate all ninja.
When they were twelve Sasuke met her new teammate. His name was Naruto Uzumaki, and he was loud. And because there were an odd number of graduates that year at the academy, it was just the two of them. Sakura and Naruto. Together. Always together. When they were twelve Sasuke saw how much Naruto liked Sakura, but he wasn’t jealous. He just didn’t like him very much.
When they were sixteen Sakura was sent on an important mission with her teammates. They were only going to be gone for a week, she assured him. But two weeks had passed, and Sasuke was starting to wonder where she was, even going as far as hunting Ino down just to ask if she had heard any word from Sakura or her team. She said she didn’t know anything and that he shouldn’t worry. But he wasn’t worried, he told her, just curious.
It wasn’t until three days later that Sasuke saw Naruto walking down the street, covered in bruises, but fine nevertheless. “Hey! Teme!” Naruto waved as Sasuke made his way over to him. “It’s been a while—“
“Where is she?”
Naruto gave Sasuke a look and crossed his arms. “Oh, I’m doing fine,” he said sarcastically, “thanks for asking.” But seeing that Sasuke wasn’t amused, Naruto sighed and pointed in the direction of the hospital. “They couldn’t release her yet; she was still unconscious last time I checked. I think she got the worst of it, too. Damn rogue ninjas—Hey! Where are you going?!“
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument